lubricates:

When theres a fly in your room and you’re trying to kill it then it hides for an hour then you finally find it

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refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing
atroposxr:

we got hedgehogs out here gettin hitched tryna fuck

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

davethebarbarian:

if you use my colored pencils you better put them back in rainbow order